monday diversion

after all the diggs and consumerist.com's and political blogs and woots and FACEBOOK that have stopped amusing me inbetween snippets of coding, i've rediscovered craigslist. so here is a short blurb from best of craigslist:


Dear, guy masturbating in the bathroom stall at my work..."

Ms Manners says... - Ok, so you had a poor choice in bathrooms and you are just naturally loud. Even elemental problems such as these can be overcome by following rule #3. When someone comes into the bathroom....STOP!!! Seriously, I'd think that would be the easiest rule to follow. Did you not hear me open the door? Did you not hear me pull the ass gasket from the holder, tear off those 3 annoying pieces that hold the center in place, and sit down? Good god man, another man is taking a shit not 8 feet away from you. Shouldn't that take the bloom off the rose, so to speak?

seriously, i agree 100%. what's with those toilet seat covers anyways? why are they basically completely attached? if you didn't know and it was your first time sitting down on an attached toilet seat cover, doesn't that just ask for a messy job?

oh yea, the rest of the article is also about some jackass in the bathroom, and is quite amusing.