ironies of life

today i was biking along on my se draft with my crotchless bike seat when my chain slipped, causing my pedals to spin and me to slip. i landed roughly on the side of my leg right between my thigh and jewels. it hurt. i played it off naturally, but as i biked home i thought how ironic it was that in order to save my children, i got this bike seat, but because i had nothing really to sit on, i ended up almost sacrificing half of them.